Funeral by funeral, theory advances.
A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.
Attend funerals avoid weddings.
Who dances at the wedding, weeps at the funeral.
Don't call in the doctor after the funeral.
A beautiful funeral does not necessarily lead to paradise.
Death is a personal matter, arousing sorrow, despair, fervor, or dry-hearted philosophy. Funerals, on the other hand, are social functions. Imagine going to a funeral without first polishing the automobile. Imagine standing at a graveside not dressed...
It is difficult to repay the gifts you get at a wedding or a funeral.
Justin: [jauntily] Hey, you look nice. Martha: I'm dressed for a funeral.
It amazes me that the most Christian funerals are the most barbaric funeral rites of passage that are celebrated anywhere in the world.
He is still alive because he cannot afford a funeral.
Come for your inheritance and you may have to pay for the funeral.
He who comes for the inheritance is often made to pay for the funeral.
Martha: We're on our way to a funeral you wanker! Don't you have any respect?
Maude: [watching funeral party] Who sends dead flowers to a funeral? It's absurd.
The only thing that was missing at the rich man's funeral was mourners.
Come for your inheritance and you may wind up paying for the funeral.
I’m thankful that everything sweet is sweet because it is finite.
What's even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you're diseased or something.
I really want Americans, and all of us, to be less afraid of death, and know that it's a passage, but that - don't go to the funeral before the day of the funeral.
When your own funeral is approaching, you don't pick and choose your grave diggers.
