Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish—a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow—to sleep late, have fun, get wild,...
You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?" "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily. "Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight m...
This doesn’t have to be anything more than what we want, Andra. We don’t need to define this. You are warm, honest, beautiful, and full of wit. I appreciate how vibrant you are, and how you challenge me. I want to spend time with you simply becau...
When you sneak into somebody’s backyard, it does seem that guts and curiosity are working together. Curiosity can bring guts out of hiding at times, maybe even get them going. But curiosity usually evaporates. Guts have to go for the long haul. Cur...
Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all. Fame! You'll be as famous as famous can be, wit...
Girls find it rather fun to tease my about my height and the joy I find in the games boys play. Please. I could find a lot of things to say about their stupid makeup and perfect hair! But don’t get me wrong. Every girl is a true girl on the inside,...
Elizabeth: [sighs] "... Drink up me hearties, yo ho". Jack Sparrow: What was that, Elizabeth? Elizabeth: It's Miss Swann. Jack Sparrow: Miss Swann. Elizabeth: Nothing, it's just a song I learned as a child when I thought it would be fun to meet a rea...
Charlie Kaufman: [voice over] Okay, we open with Laroche. He's funny. Okay. He says, "I love to mutate plants". He says "Mutation is fun". Okay, we show flowers and... okay. We have to have the court case. Okay, we show Laroche. Okay, he says "I was ...
Kit Carruthers: [recording a message] My girl Holly and I decided to kill ourselves. The same way I did her Daddy. Big decision, you know. Uh, the reasons are obvious. I don't have time to go into right now. But, one thing though, he was provoking me...
Part of me wanted something bloody and really fun.
I like playing the guy on the sidelines. They have more fun.
It's mean to make fun of anybody for the way they look.
It's just fun just being a girl.
Obviously my last two years in the NFL were not much fun at all.
Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun.
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
The list of fun and easily-fixed brain diseases is very short.
Children and cats are the best machines of fun!
Some of the most fun people I know are scientists.
You shouldn't make fun of people who have issues.
You can make fun of everything.
