Yeah, I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling.
I don't believe in having spaces in the home that don't get used. We pay so much for square footage that to waste it is criminal.
I think if there is a God, it's very important that he has a sense of humour - otherwise, you are in for a very miserable afterlife.
I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.
A quick shallow fry is a great way to transform leftovers, and no more so than in the case of risotto.
I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing.
I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
We feel free when we escape - even if it be but from the frying pan to the fire.
For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it ...
I don’t think so. Beth didn’t get any presents.
The word of God is very important to Christmas. For unto us a child was born, and we should be reminded of how Christ's amazing journey came to be.
If we can't accept what we don't know, there really is no hope.
The status quo and the media is doing everything it can to fry children's brains and make them grow up maladjusted.
It was a show that you played at home and you're saying to the contestant do this and do that. When you at home are involved in yelling at the screen, then you know you've got an audience.
I always want objects in my home that have a connection to me or something I've loved. It's still stuff, but it's stuff that has meaning.
I find myself thinking: Oh God, now what? I always have to have a new plan, otherwise I get very, very bored.
I used to do my Nelson Mandela voice to blag restaurant tables in Cape Town. It rarely worked. Now what a great city that is.
It's always a good idea to chill your crab cake mixture for a few hours, or even overnight, before frying because they'll hold together better.
And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.
Economy, prudence, and a simple life are the sure masters of need, and will often accomplish that which, their opposites, with a fortune at hand, will fail to do.
I wonder if a soldier ever does mend a bullet hole in his coat?