Incongruity is the mainspring of laughter.
When I was in my twenties, I thought I was bulletproof.
You have to be your biggest believer.
I'm a very, very disciplined person.
No one has the Houdini school of composition.
I've managed to avoid tattoos so far.
. . . and together you're what, the Super Friends?
A right delayed is a right denied.
Seeing is not always believing.
I want to be healthy.
I'm an anti-industrial kind of guy.
There's no such thing as morality.
Frustrations are going to be there in every profession you're in.
I'm not interested in fad songs.
Honest always sells. Always has, always will.
I'm in competition with myself and I'm losing.
Conquered people tend to be witty.
Lying is a thriving vocation.
Poetry is a life-cherishing force.
Memory is weak, imagination strong.
Religions are the cradles of despotism.
