Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
Every man has a sane spot somewhere.
People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.
It's a funny habit to write encyclopedia entries. It's not a mass taste.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
We turn toward God only to obtain the impossible.
God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean.
Worship is a way of seeing the world in the light of God.
If my fans want to call me a love God, then so be it!
The knowledge of God is very far from the love of Him.
God is the indwelling and not the transient cause of all things.
For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
My life was changed in one breath from God.
God forbid that women have fantasies.
When men make gods, there is no God!
God's first creature, which was light.
God invented concubinage, satan marriage.
Afflictions are but the shadows of God's wings.
You have to be humble when you're dealing with God.
