All great authors are seers.
Habit is a great deadener.
Oklahoma's always been good to me.
Good music is good music.
I have a good face for what I do.
I've never been good at improvising.
I don't fear anybody... at all.
Fear follows crime and is its punishment.
Every dogma has its day.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
All the religions are super funny to me.
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
I don't have a career. I have a life.
A country song is a song about life.
My material life is simple.
Life is like Sanskrit read to a pony.
Learning never exhausts the mind.
