To try to fix the future is a manifest absurdity.
The youth is the hope of our future.
They gave each other a smile with a future in it.
Many men hoard for the future husbands of their wives.
If a belief is not realized immediately in open deeds, it is stored up for the guidance of the future.
The future is no more uncertain than the present.
I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.
Instant gratification takes too long.
What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.
Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier.
I speak to God every day.
Why does God endow us with compassion?
