I'm kind of a distractible guy.
What we live by we die by.
Man is the inventor of stupidity.
There is no slavery but ignorance.
I can't touch Simon anymore.
I don't have aluminum foil on my windows anymore.
My greatest competition is, well, me.
I'm trying to learn how to cook.
I wrote the worst novel ever.
I started off as a studio pianist in Hollywood.
Truth can only be seen by those with truth in them.
There is no re-inventing the wheel.
I do what makes me laugh.
The world is a very abnormal place.
Theater feeds my heart and soul.
Girls are crazy and mean. They don't fight fair.
They alone live, who live for others.
Of course I read Braille, yes.
Love sometimes injures. Friendship always benefits
Not everything that is more difficult is more meritorious.
Laughing in the cultural industry is mockery of happiness.
