My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
I have had only two men in four years while he appears every week on the newspapers with another woman.
I was the youngest member of the New York International Brotherhood of Magicians. It was me and a bunch of 60-year-old Jewish men.
A forty-year-old woman is only something to men who have loved her in her youth.
I've done some version of that Minnesota accent - that Midwestern accent - in sketch comedy for years. It's the quickest way to symbolize you're a mom.
I'd go to, like, six different schools in one year. We were on welfare, and my mom never ever worked.
My mom and I had the same vision, and we want the same things. We would always make a goal list every year.
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
When the first fossils began to be found in eastern Africa, in the late 1950s, I thought, what a wonderful marriage this was, biology and anthropology. I was around 16 years old when I made this particular choice of academic pursuit.
I never believed marriage was a lasting institution. I thought that to be married for five years was to be married forever.
I was, in the 1960s, in a marriage. To use the word 'bad' would be perhaps the understatement of the year. It was dreadful.
My attention span is very limited, and I watch just one or two movies a year.
I played Winnie Cooper on 'The Wonder Years' from ages 12-18, and did a few other movies during some of the summers.
I think anybody who's doing work in their teen years on TV or in the movies, you're a teen idol by default.
I try to make two movies a year. To me, that's not too much. On top of that, I like to work.
Compared with other Indian film composers, I only write about six movies a year. Others write up to 60.
I like movies where you can come back and re-watch them and admire the cinematography 25 years later.
My goal is just to make movies, whether they're big or small, that I'd like to see 10 years from now.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
For years all I seemed to be doing was lobbying politicians and others to persuade them that European culture needed movies, and that we had to protect it.
Elwood: [after crashing the Bluesmobile in a car dealership] The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!