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I am a great customer. I’m not a loyal customer, but that’s what makes me great—my willingness to shop other brands for better buys.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

If I can just find my wife’s foot under the covers, I know everything will be OK. Then I can put that foot where I hid the rest of her body.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

-There’s a beautiful woman here for you who wants to have sex.
 -Tell her I’m married. Then tell her I’ll be there as soon as I can.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

When I first heard Twilight was a book about vampires that sparkled in the light and shape shifters/wolves eager to assist the vampires, I thought, Finally, a metaphorical book dealing with politicians and lobbyists.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Republicans are a glass half full, and Democrats are a glass half empty. Either way, I want a new glass. I want it full, and I want it clean.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I like when wind works. But in this depression, does anything work? If it’s not unemployed, it’s broken. When I hear the politicians talk, all I hear is them breaking wind through their mouths.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

You vote Democrat even if you vote Republican, because they’re two sides of the same coin. So stop flipping that coin. The illusion of controlling the outcome of the coin toss is why we’re all poorer.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Arlington National cemetery is huge! But that’s not surprising, because DC is the world’s largest graveyard of good ideas and intentions. Politicians are natural hunters. If there is a good and productive thing, they will surely kill it.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

My name is Sam (my name is Am), and I am my own fan. I’m a clone of Jarod Kintz, and he supports my message.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I made love to a woman 20 years older than me. The impressive part is that I was only eleven at the time. I saved my allowance for two years to be able to afford her services.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

On TV, I can hit the mute button and silence any moron. I wish real life came with a hush button I could push and enjoy instant quiet.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

If the ink of my writing morphed into ants, would they march along with my thoughts? Would they find my work as enjoyable as a picnic? If the answer is no, I wouldn’t hesitate to stomp all over my writing.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I don’t want to rail against modern railroad barons, because this is America, and I believe that I too will one day be wealthy.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Just as Jesus predicted, what originates in the secret place won't always remain a secret. ... How do we guard -- or maybe it would be more appropriate to say, guard against -- our hearts? How do we monitor what's going on in that secret place that h...

Enemies of the Heart: Breaking Free from the Four Emotions That Control You

Author has developed a routine of daily emotional debriefing with his kids as he tucks them in at night. To encourage the habit of keeping uncluttered, open heart, he starts with basic questions asking whether anyone has hurt them or made them angry ...

Enemies of the Heart: Breaking Free from the Four Emotions That Control You

Pain will never leave us. Instead of putting energy into destroying pain, we need to put energy into creating pleasure.

The Freedom Manifesto: How to Free Yourself from Anxiety, Fear, Mortgages, Money, Guilt, Debt, Government, Boredom, Supermarkets, Bills, Melancholy, Pain, Depression, Work, and Waste

Thus in this oneness Jesus Christ is the Mediator, the Reconciler, between God and man. Thus He comes forward to MAN on behalf of GOD calling for and awakening faith, love and hope, and to GOD on behalf of MAN, representing man, making satisfaction a...

The Humanity of God

As soon as I open this door, I'll be free. FREE! No more goofy cats screaming in my face and eating my shoes. No more biting and scratching and chasing me down the street. Outside this door is a big, wonderful world where goofy cats don't turn into f...

Bad Kitty vs Uncle Murray

Being free is as difficult and as perpetual — or rather fighting for one’s freedom, struggling towards being free, is like struggling to be a poet or a good Christian or a good jew or a good Moslem or a good Zen Buddhist. You work all day long an...

Conversations with Maya Angelou

The genius craves inspiration: she craves altered states and fresh perceptions. She will have them either through evolving closer to the divine or through devolving lower into the world. This is how some people with great genius come to die of drug a...

Awaken Your Genius: A Seven-Step Path to Freeing Your Creativity and Manifesting Your Dreams

As we dreamers make our souls into evolved fields, our genius is nutured and our presence and everything we create becomes charged and capable of positively altering the fields of others. In this process, we become more essentially human-which is to ...

Awaken Your Genius: A Seven-Step Path to Freeing Your Creativity and Manifesting Your Dreams