No more than two to a tricycle, please. When I said family fun, I didn’t mean this is a place to start a family. (Children over 65 eat free.)
Your dog looks dirty. You could give it a bath, or I could piss on it for free. Or you could pay me to piss on it, that’d work too.
1-12, how many Decembers does it take to sell thirteen to Mr. Fourteen and Mr. Months? Depends on how much love you throw in for free.
I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free
Toothpaste Tuesday—bring in your favorite toothpaste-covered t-shirt and win free condoms. Remember to smile, because life goes on.
I want to do something for a living that when it comes time to retire and I can stop doing it, I’ll want to continue doing it in my free time.
Feel free to become a slave to your own clone. And mine. Remember, you can never have too many lovers who look exactly the same as me.
Freedom isn't free. But there are some really great coupons if you know where to look. Buy one liberty, get the next one half off.
Over 90% of my do-nothing attitude can be attributed to one thing—nothing. So can the other 10%—but that’s just the free sample part.
I don’t want to hear it. Go back to Sammy and get your platter of gonorrhea with a heaping side order of chlamydia. It’s free. Please leave.
Freedom is more than just a patriotic concept; it is the purest intent of our design. Be you. Be free. Be nice.
Free yourself from the burden of feeling the need to hold on to anything. Let go… you are a part of everything.
But some things are more important than being happy. Like being free to think for yourself.
Once you stop being locked into viewing reality from just one perspective, you will start to be free from habitual reactivity.
This is the fly in the ointment of free-market capitalism. It cannot ensure that profits are gained in a fair way, or distributed in a fair manner. On the contrary, the craving to increase profits and production blinds people to anything that might s...
I Became a free woman when I decided to stop dreaming, freedom that is waiting for nothing .. and anticipation is a state of slavery" - Ahlam (Chaos of the Senses)
All I have to do is set the power free. Escape the chains of humanity, let madness be my guide. If I forget everything but Wonderland, I can become
It would still be a long way until she was completely free, but the door had been cracked open and a smidgen of hope broke through the darkness.
You do realize that you are addressing the emperor of the Crescent Empire." "And you are addressing a free woman of the desert. You are not my emperor. Therefore, I am your equal.
The cross is proof of both the immense love of God and the profound wickedness of sin.
Help others while respecting the Sacred Law of Free Will. By recognizing and honoring God in others, you recognize and honor God within yourself.
