Malcolm Wallace: Your heart is free. Have the courage to follow it.
Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
Pleasure that isn't paid for is as insipid as everything else that's free.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, It is yours. If it doesn't, It never was.
Jimi Hendrix played loud and free, Sergeant Pepper was real to me.
Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else
I like clothes that are simple and preferably cheap unless I'm being given it for free.
Live free, dream loud, be inspired, find your power.
Only when we are truly lost are we free to choose our own path.
Those Who Seeks Nirvana Must Free Themselves First. .. PSJ
It is just an illusion of freedom. We are, perhaps, as free as a railway carriage.
He who is not capable of enduring poverty is not capable of being free.
In the prison of his days Teach the free man how to praise
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.
I work for a mom and pop business. They’re my mom and pop, and by work I mean they give me an allowance. But that’ll end soon. By age 30, in just a few months, they said it’d be time for me to earn a living. I guess that means they’ll want me...
I have a 12:34 representational time dance. I do it at 3:33 every other Tuesday (twice a day). If you’d like to participate in my choreographed dance routine, bring a football helmet and a half empty can of tuna (keeps the stray cats away, because ...
I had an out-of-body experience so strange that it felt normal. You see, my soul, or essence, had left my body and went and inhabited the body of my clone. So I wasn’t in my body, and yet I was. Or maybe none of that happened, and I was just in a d...
I want to price my next book and adjust it for the coming hyperinflation. So instead of the normal one dollar price, I’ll charge $1,000,000.00. If I sell one copy now I’ll be a happy man, and if I sell a million copies after hyperinflation hits i...
I wrote half this book (the left half) while I was asleep, and I wrote the other half (the top half) while daydreaming. So here we have a case where two halves equal one quarter, which is about what this book is worth—give or take 25 cents.
I went on a blind date last night. We watched a silent film. We stayed up all night talking in sign language. I fell asleep in the fetal position in her cat's litter box. Ah, 'twas a great night. I'll never forget dancing with an albino under the sta...
