Good boys are nice - don't go for the bad ones!
I'm not good with catty girls. I'm too laid-back.
My inspiration are the woman, friendship, and loneliness.
There can be no security where there is fear.
Do not fear mistakes. There are none.
Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
I'm intimidated by the fear of being average.
Keep the faith, keep the faith, keep working.
In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith.
Brazil has no future as a China with fewer people.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
It's a funny old world.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.
If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.
I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'
