Quotes of: Franklin Keyword

Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.

Doug Stanhope

And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.

Fran Drescher

What most readers do not realize is that it takes a particular genius to write funny, to satirize.

F. Sionil Jose

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

George Carlin

It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore.

George Saunders

I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.

Harold Ramis

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Isaac Asimov

I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.

Ian Mcewan

To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.

Judd Apatow

Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.

Jerry B. Jenkins

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

Johnny Knoxville

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Jerry Lewis

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Jerry Seinfeld

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.

Marilyn Manson

It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff.

Melissa McCarthy

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Oliver Herford

If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.

Richard Russo

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.

R. L. Stine

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny.

Rick Wakeman

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.

Seth MacFarlane

Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.

Shigeru Miyamoto