The best way to catch my attention is to throw a Twinkie near my face.
My years on 'SNL' had reconfirmed that what I do best is play for a sort of edgy comedy.
I think the best comedy comes from stuff that's based in reality.
The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period.
The best way for me to procrastinate as a writer is research.
He serves his party best who serves his country best.
Above all, don't fear difficult moments. The best comes from them.
The best governor in the world is the person who never really planned to be governor.
Even under the best of circumstances, the road back from war is difficult.
I was never convinced that war was the best system to bring democracy to the country.
Do the best that you can in the place where you are, and be kind.
Very often out of adversity that's when the best work comes.
I always say the best Thai restaurant in Dubai is my home.
Death the last voyage, the longest, and the best.
The best thing anyone can do in life is to give opportunities to a child.
Belief is the wound that knowledge heals.
And here I thought the orgasm came with the coffee.
Why would it be ridiculous that Quebec has an army?
I have never believed that things happen by themselves.
But the Danzig unreleased stuff will be either a single or a double CD.
Yeah, now we publish whenever we feel like it.
