Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny.
I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit.
Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow.
I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world.
Conceit is God's gift to little men.
Why are you scared to dream of god when it's salvation that you want?
War is one of the scourges with which it has pleased God to afflict men.
I am responsible only to God and history.
Good God, do you mean to say this place is a club?
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.
God appoints our graces to be nurses to other men's weaknesses.
Moreover, we are showing a dismaying tendency to recast God in Man's image.
God's mercy is fresh and new every morning.
Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself.
The truth is on the march and nothing will stop it.
Without craftsmanship, inspiration is a mere reed shaken in the wind.
Sport is something that is very inspirational for young people.
