Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
All the religions are super funny to me.
Vanity is the healthiest thing in life.
Life is like Sanskrit read to a pony.
There is not love where there is no will.
I never fall in love.
There will be no communism.
I'm a Republican, by the way.
Texas is as odd as it is vast.
There are no instant solutions.
I'm an actor. It's my job.
I'm not an icon. Not even in America.
Eating has to be fun.
I'm a total junk food-er.
I like the small clubs.
We have time, there's no big rush.
I highly recommend time to yourself.
The Americans are optimistic by their nature. And they are hopeful.
I always respect a woman.
