We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's.
'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.
Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny.
Several people feel I have photographed God. May be.
We Americans have no commission from God to police the world.
The only two things that scare me are God and the IRS.
The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.
I thank God for making me a man.
God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.
The only journey is the one within.
Life's too short to be a Go-Go for twenty years.
I come out of real life.
In civilized life, law floats in a sea of ethics.
There's no political point worth my son's life.
Life is a mountain of solvable problems, and I enjoy that.
