Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerReferring to the church as a building is like referring to people as two-by-fours.
Jesus with Dirty Feet: A Down-To-Earth Look at Christianity for the Curious and SkepticalHe screamed in agony as large black wings erupted from his back - each had four large talons on it.
Longinus the Vampire: RedemptionYou cannot have a best friend for one hundred and fifty four years without trust.
The Sin Collector: ThomasIf I had four fingers growing out of my forehead, I wouldn't try to play the piano with my nose.
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