I make a wonderful cure-all called Four Thieves, just like my mum did. It's cider vinegar, 36 cloves of garlic and four herbs, representing four looters of plague victims' homes in 1665 who had their sentences reduced from burning at the stake to han...
I don't understand dating.. and the other things that people do.. all I know is that you ought to find the one you recognize. The one who gives you four arms, four legs, four eyes, and has the other half of your heart. There's only one of those, so w...
Melanie: When did you get ouf of jail? Louis: Four days ago. Melanie: Where at? Louis: Susanville. Melanie: How long? Louis: Two months shy of four years. Melanie: Four years? Louis: Uh huh. Melanie: What for? Louis: Bank robbery. Melanie: Really? Sh...
Ever boy deserves a father.
I spent four days and four nights just covered in blood, falling in the water.
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
I'm a four star general in this thing, and you don't rise to the ranks of a four star general by hanging about the house being the perfect dad.
He who can read and write has four eyes.
The bride who wears four petticoats has a lot to hide.
In God there is no hunger that needs to be filled, only plenteousness that desires to give.
How do evil people find the strength to do good?
It’s the simplest things that can convey a message….
Feeling sorry for yourself is a universal solvent of salvation.
love is a drop of blood in a pool of tears
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry.
A feature film is twenty-four lies per second.
I've got over three-hundred pairs of shoes back home - I'm twenty-four years old and I wear a size four, so all my shoes are just cheap.
So here's the question: Without a change in leadership, why would the next four years be any different from the last four years?
I need a SUV, for me and my four sisters. So, I've narrowed it down to four, kind of expensive, cars.
The reality is that when three or four networks are at the table with three or four political parties, someone is going to be the victim.
No one feels good at four in the morning. If ants feel good at four in the morning —three cheers for the ants.
