Remember this: Everybody is less fortunate than you, in some way or another. If you are poor in wealth, be rich in spirit.
The object I stabbed him with was all bloody. Fortunately for him, the blood was on the tampon before I stabbed him, and not a result of the stabbing.
A true confession: I believe in a soluble fish.
I just want people to know they are the masters of their own fortune and misfortune. A lot of us think that doctors and drugs are going to control and help us, but the reality is we're our own best doctor.
In recent years, I've been writing because I'm fortunate enough to work in the world of food television, to travel and taste and learn about cooking from the best chefs in the business.
I've been fortunate to be working mostly right out of school. Every year, there was a little something, and it kept the confidence going. It's about confidence and the belief.
I'm very lucky. I'm very fortunate that my books have never gone out of print - none of them.
So I won't say I'm lucky. I'm fortunate enough to find or attract very talented people. For some reason I found them, and they found me.
I was raised by the Christian Brothers, who believe in that, fortunately. They were, to me, the most rebellious arm of the Catholic Church - and one of the most liberal and forward thinking.
Fortunately we're not a public company - we're a private group of companies, and I can do what I want.
When I did 'Bremner, Bird and Fortune' I think it was accepted that comedians can contest the arguments just as well as journalists.
I had my first 'Survivor Series' in 1991 and I was fortunate enough to be an instrumental part of the shows I was on.
Sure, nobody will make a fortune if we figure out why the Big Bang happened. But just about everyone would like to know.
Nothing else can quite substitute for a few well-chosen, well-timed, sincere words of praise. They're absolutely free and worth a fortune.
Most every young man either takes inspiration from his father or wishes he could. I was fortunate in that I could.
Doctors are not fortune tellers, and neither am I. Having lived with disability since birth does not afford me immunity from illness.
If misfortune finds us, it will not find a home among us, for our hearts will give it no berth, as we birth the fortunes, misfortune missed.
Hollywood is a challenging place; it's very easy for people to lose their heads. Fortunately, I grew up on it and I think I have a little bit of a head start.
In the western part of England lived a gentleman of large fortune, whose name was Merton.
There's a big difference between being privileged and being spoilt. My parents always said, 'Spoilt means ruined, and you're not ruined, just incredibly fortunate.'
I was very fortunate in my gene mix. The gambling instincts I inherited from my father were matched by my mother's gift for analysis.