People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks.
John KrukAfter a good run, my legs feel like Jell-O. Somebody get me a spoon and stick a fork in me.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI’ll wear a fork on my head, and if anybody wants a job, they can eat salad off my scalp.
Seriously delirious, but not at all serious