Bullshit. You can paint with a fork, you can kill with a fork. A fork is a tool. Don't let yourself be confined by the definitions of others.
A fool in a hurry drinks tea with a fork.
Do not stand before the fork in the road with indecisive decisions!
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
A hasty man drinks his tea with a fork.
Don't dig your grave with your knife and fork.
You cannot separate water by beating it with a fork.
Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
If it were ever to rain soup, the poor would only have forks.
When planning your wedding you make so many decisions: 'Do I want this fork or that fork?' But in the end people aren't going to remember what napkin holder you choose.
In Einstein's equation, time is a river. It speeds up, meanders, and slows down. The new wrinkle is that it can have whirlpools and fork into two rivers. So, if the river of time can be bent into a pretzel, create whirlpools and fork into two rivers,...
Frank Morris: No forks. Hey, no forks? Litmus: You see any? You want your pasta? Hey fresh fish, do you want your pasta? Frank Morris: You see any?
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
But Little League can be a great experience for kids, as long as they want to play--and don't play to bring their parents glory.
Violence begins with the fork.
Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
I like to spoon after I fork.
