I had more friends on my hockey team than I did on my soccer team. I might have been better at soccer, to be honest. But I think it was more the friendship, and my family was more of a hockey family than a soccer family, so when I had to make a decis...
I started doing '30 Rock' and started writing 'Mystery Team' at the beginning of that. While I was doing 'Mystery Team,' I started practicing stand-up. While I was doing stand up, I got 'Community.' It's like I planted trees six years ago, and now th...
Alonzo Harris: All right, burn it, barbecue it, fish-fry it, I don't give a fuck, but it'll make the boys feel better... Jake Hoyt: Fuck their feelings. Alonzo Harris: You're not makin' them feel like you're part of the team. Jake Hoyt: Team? You guy...
When I was a boy, I had a baseball team of my own. We played on a vacant lot between Ninetieth and Ninety-second streets. I had a little menagerie of my own, some pigeons, guinea pigs, and so on. On Saturday mornings, I had to take my music lesson. T...
Sir Alex Ferguson is one of the best managers in football history.
I'm a racehorse fanatic rather than a football fanatic.
Never played football, but I'm an athlete. I'm a competitor.
I was never a prisoner to my footballing status.
I'm focused on football; focused on my family right now.
So my dad raised me, and he's a huge football fan.
It's great to have atmosphere at the stadium, but football is all about the players.
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
I'm a sports guy. Football, God, I flip out.
I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
Even as a footballer, I was always being creative.
Football will always be my foremost passion.
There are hundreds of Beckhams playing football all over the world.
I'm a football fan, a sports fan, a fan of competition.
I'd love to play at Wembley. It's special for Barca - and for everyone in football.
I think the concept of seeking fame and fortune in women's football in the States is a bit idyllic.
There is no 'i' in team but there is in win.
