The blue-backed notebooks, the two pencils and the pencil sharpener (a pocket knife was too wasteful) the marble-topped tables, the smell of early morning, sweeping out and mopping, and luck were all you needed. For luck you carried a horse chestnut ...
Q: You'er presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. To, like, save comrades or something. How to accomplish this? A: Take a running start, brace one foot against the wall, throw one hand to the top, try ...
A few other couples joined us on the dance floor and we lost ourselves among them. I'd never been able to figure out exactly what was involved in slow dancing, so I contented myself, as I had since high school, with gripping my partner to me, letting...
Readers have the right to say whatever the fuck they want about a book. Period. They have that right. If they hate the book because the MC says the word “delicious” and the reader believes it’s the Devil’s word and only evil people use it, th...
Why there isn't any drama in my life So I'll crawl on the cottonfield with a fife Why to have a dream in vain my life begs Am a house gecko, I eat flies and lay eggs My death surely doesn't yield a headline and all I'll break law by pissing on a cast...
[Pippin drinks some Ent-draught, and grows in height] Merry: You're taller. Pippin: Who? Merry: You! Pippin: Than what? Merry: Than *me*! Pippin: I've always been taller than you. Merry: Pippin, everyone knows *I'm* the tall one. *You're* the short o...
I went to a foot specialist recently and she said: "You've broken a bone, it's healed funny." "What can you do?" "Not much." She strapped me up though and that's the reason my foot is hurting, because the strapping gave me cramp. When I'm about to di...
Jules: Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'c...
You cannot put the same shoe on every foot.
I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I'm not going to get any taller.
There's a saying in Africa: 'To find out you are pregnant is to have one foot in the grave.'
I can't shoot myself in the foot before I get in the chorus line.
You're shooting yourself in the foot if you isolate or disempower the moderates.
If someone makes you feel wrong-footed, you're unlikely to find them witty.
One guy wanted an outline of my foot. Another guy wanted locks of my hair.
Grocery stores can't afford to pay $80 a square foot. At that rate, we are going out of business.
Everything I own can fit in two suitcases and a foot locker.
Its not how strong you are, its how firm your footing is.
The generation that bought the most shoes and crippled the moral footing
Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground.
Jerome: What's your number, you fucking flat foot!
