Fools love not the wise, drunkards love not the sober.
Olivia: What's a drunken man like, fool? Feste: Like a drowned man, a fool, and a madman: one draught above heat makes him a fool; the second mads him; and a third drowns him.
...the only real fool is the last fool
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
It is the fool who thinks he cannot be fooled.
Urgl: There's no fool like an old fool!
Fran Kubelik: You fool. You damn fool.
A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.
A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
The right answer to a fool is silence.
The wise man is father of the fool.
The heart of fools proclaims foolishness. Proverbs 12:23
We all have something of a doctor, a poet and a fool.
In shallow waters, shrimps make fools of dragons.
A fool by chance may say a wise thing.
A fool and water will go the way they are directed.
A fool and water will go the way they are diverted.
It's the fool's sheep that breaks loose twice.
Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.
Even a fool can govern if nothing happens.
Crafty advice is often got from a fool.
