A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom.
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Baseball must be a great game to survive the fools who run it.
A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.
For me, the most exciting thing is to create good magic that's entertaining for an audience, and it would be lovely if a magician was fooled as well.
An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
I really love pets. They're like children. They know if you really love them or not. You can't fool them.
As a child, I was a clown. I didn't hesitate to make a fool of myself and I would love to completely take on wacky characters.
What fools are we, to be besotted with the love of our own trouble, and to hate our liberty and rest!
The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool.
We should not fool ourselves. We are not one of the world's top teams any more.
Every man is fucking COWARD. Every girl is fucking FOOL.
While fools shun one set of faults they run into the opposite one.
...the more of a fool a man is, the less he cares to look like one
A child cannot be taught by anyone who despises him, and a child cannot afford to be fooled.
A fool too late bewares when all the peril is past.
I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.
A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough.