Nothing looks more like a sensible man as a fool who holds his tongue.
The fool castrates himself in order that he could accuse his pregnant wife of adultery.
Better a slap from a wise man than a kiss from a fool.
I hope she'll be a fool -- that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
I am a fool with a heart but no brains, and you are a fool with brains but no heart; and we’re both unhappy, and we both suffer.
Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love?
The young people think that the old people are fools; but the old people know that the young people are fools!
The vicar's handshake was warm and reassuring, but shaking hands with Mavis was like clutching a bunch of dead twigs.
There’s fool’s gold—pyrite—and then there’s fool’s gold—gold owned by idiots willing to trade it for worthless dollars.
To be a saint or a man of too good a nature in today's pragmatic world, with everyone out to get the other fellow, was equivalent to being a fool, wasn't it?
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
Only fools and liars claim to know everything because the fool thinks all that he knows is everything and the liar knows there is no sufficient data to know everything
No matter how valuable you are and your ideas, fools will certainly play both of you down, so exclude yourselves from the inflammatory environs of fools.
It's ok to be a fool once or twice but never let it be a third time. Be smart and pretend to be a fool and at the end of the hunt make sure you're the one that has the gun.
We avenge intellect when we dupe a fool, and it is a victory not to be despised for a fool is covered with steel and it is often very hard to find his vulnerable part.
Often I look back and see that I had been many kinds of a fool-and that I had been happy in being this or that kind of fool.
He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.
No man is so much a fool as not to have wit enough sometimes to be a knave; nor any so cunning a knave as not to have the weakness sometimes to play the fool.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: [after hiding from the stormtroopers on the Millennium Falcon] Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?
A true leader always feels that it’s truly wise to be considered a fool by those who are not actually nice, and actually not nice to be considered a wise by those who are truly fools.
