The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
He who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes, He who never asks is a fool forever.
He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress.
Riches serve a wise man but command a fool.
Only a fool gets drunk from his own bottle.
Only the fool points at his origins with his left hand.
He who undertakes to be his own teacher has a fool for a pupil.
Luck sometimes visits a fool, but never sits down with him.
Only a fool asks, "What do you want with my wife?"
Every man is a fool in some man's opinion.
Don't be fooled by how clean the turban is, the soap was probably bought on credit.
A fool who can keep silent is counted among the wise.
A fool will jump into the bath and forget to wash his face.
Luck enters into every contingency. You are a fool if you forget it -- and a greater fool if you count upon it.
Any fool can say he is wise but only someone wise can admit he is a fool.
To say "He was a young fool, and now he's an old fool" is to make a distinction without a difference.
Most fools think he is the wisest person but the most wise person thinks he is a fool.
It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country.
