Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and the junk food as far away as possble.
Fuck Calories and Other Dietary HeresiesMedicine is not a science; it is empiricism founded on a network of blunders.
How Nature Cures Comprising a New System of Hygiene; Also the Natural Food of ManI pee whilst seated. But it’s hard to focus with people honking at me.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerThe four years I spent in college were the best five years of my life.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerMen lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger