Value is not made of money, but a tender balance of expectation and longing.
Animal, Vegetable, Miracle: A Year of Food LifeI always bring a stick of butter to a knife fight.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerChairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerPolitically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerI don’t like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerA politician is a person whose brain is as jiggly as Jell-O, only not as intelligent.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerHere’s a towel to dry your tears. I just wiped my ass with it.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerI'm not sexually active. I just sort of lay there and slowly thrust.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerThe wheel is man’s greatest invention, and as such, unicycling is the world’s purest sport.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerCharity is one of those remarkable words that helps to identify the fault lines of a culture.
Sweet Charity?: Emergency Food and the End of EntitlementIf you’re a cannibal, an Olympic sprinter would be considered fast food.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You