Quotes of: Food-industry Keyword

We do our job and go. See? That is what Death is for. We work out all our little brains and all our little emotions, and then this lot begins afresh. Fresh and fresh! Perfectly simple. What's the trouble?

The Food of the Gods

Many people engage in physical relationships without ever experiencing intimacy

How Do I Love Thee: Food for Thought Before You Say "I DO"

Become a parent. Lose your autonomy, but gain the wondrous superpower of The Magic Kiss that instantly dries tears and makes the pain of boo-boos disappear.

Harlot's Sauce: A Memoir of Food, Family, Love, Loss, and Greece

I'm such an avid magazine reader - music, art, beauty magazines - and I found that food and restaurants were pouring into everything I cared about. Whether it was the pop-up concept, or some mysterious mini-mall restaurant, I got swept up in the sexy...

Drew Barrymore

She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—after I turn 99.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I was the last person to see her alive. The cops don’t believe me, because I saw her before I was born.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

A sex trophy should be functional, and shaped like a dildo, yet decorative, and shaped like Ben Bernanke. Insert it in your ass as desired.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Somebody left a pair of baby shoes on a bench. I would have taken them home, if only they weren’t too big for my feet.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

The butcher died, and he requested to be cremated. But I don’t want to burn him, because I like my meat medium rare.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I cried during Old Yeller. Not the part when the dog got shot, but in the beginning, just before the movie actually starts.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I am somebody's son, and I know a guy I call "Dad." Those two things are unrelated.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Friendship can be developed by building halls one-person wide and having people go through two at a time.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I want to give the gift of life—to myself, in the form of my clone. So I’ll be giving myself myself, and I’ll be grateful—and so will I.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

He kept looking at my crotch, so I looked at his and saw he had an erection. That’s more flattering than any oratorical praise.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I hang out with light people, because you never know when you’ll have to pick someone up and use them as a human shield.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I have a container full of yelling I keep in my kitchen. It makes a great cleaning product, as it’s wonderfully abrasive.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

The happiest people were the ones who existed as little more than dimly conscious food-ingestion devices that enjoyed the occasional orgasm. Intelligence and thinking were really only needed for acquiring food.

The Rabbit Back Literature Society

We believe that only government has the capacity--not to mention the political and moral responsibility--to promote the general welfare. Father Kramer as quoted in Sweet Charity?

Sweet Charity?: Emergency Food and the End of Entitlement

I need voices of reason and of hysteria and of empathy. I need to have an Alanis moment. I need advice from Elizabeth Bennett. I need Tim Tams and comfort food.

Saving Francesca

In the middle of the night, things well up from the past that are not always cause for rejoicing--the unsolved, the painful encounters, the mistakes, the reasons for shame or woe. But all, good or bad, give me food for thought, food to grow on.

At Seventy: A Journal