Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and the junk food as far away as possble.
Fuck Calories and Other Dietary HeresiesMedicine is not a science; it is empiricism founded on a network of blunders.
How Nature Cures Comprising a New System of Hygiene; Also the Natural Food of ManI pee whilst seated. But it’s hard to focus with people honking at me.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerThe four years I spent in college were the best five years of my life.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerMen lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerWord of mouth—it’s more powerful, more convincing, and more audible than word of hand.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerThe longest 60 seconds in the world occur when someone says, “I’ll be there in a minute.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerThere was no experience, I thought, quite as wonderful as being an American in Paris.
Mastering the Art of French Eating: Lessons in Food and Love from a Year in ParisI love food that carries food. Run, waiter, before I eat you too.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.