I thought about how, at twenty-six, I shouldn’t have to floss yet, who wants to be bothered! I didn’t even have the energy left over for flossing. I mean, how many things was I supposed to do? Flossing should only be done by people in their forti...
Never floss with a stranger.
I scoured myself with lye soap from head to toe to get the evil funk of demon snot off me. I have flossed things the gods never meant to be flossed and used things that would be toxic to most living organisms. All to sanitize my body for your chewing...
Twine from trees and plants can make good floss!
There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.
Poetry and art and knowledge are sacred and pure.
Don't judge a book by its cover
What a different result one gets by changing the metaphor!
I desire no future that will break the ties of the past.
I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
How about I let you floss with my jugular as well?
Jealousy is never satisfied with anything short of an omniscience that would detect the subtlest fold of the heart.
Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music.
Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss.
I am not imposed upon by fine words; I can see what actions mean.
They had entered the thorny wilderness, and the golden gates of their childhood had for ever closed behind them.
Saints and martyrs had never interested Maggie so much as sages and poets.
Tom's contemptuous conception of a girl included the attribute of being unfit to walk in dirty places.
It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school.
Awards are always a pleasant surprise. They are the candy-floss parts of our job - a lovely added extra to attract people's attention. The bottom line is that you want to sell tickets.
YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.
