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I found out who my real dad is on Facebook. I also found out who he isn’t. He isn’t the man I thought he isn’t.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I want to design sleeveless jackets for armless men. I'm still trying to work out how they would zip it up though.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The best part about a rear naked choke, is the naked part.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

There’s moisture in my madness. I should start keeping my insanity in Tupperware containers.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Science doesn’t listen. Science has mice growing out of its ears. Wait, I mean human ears growing out of its mice.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t bad.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

18 is like two snoozes back to back, or the birthday of two clones, blindfolded, standing back to back.

The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence.

This Book Has No Title

I asked the girl at the coffee shop out on a date. Unfortunately she said no, probably because I asked her out to coffee.

This Book Has No Title

Whaaaaaat is going on?" May whispered out of the corner of her mouth. "I'm sort of comforted by the fact that I can't figure it out," Jack responded.

Twice Upon a Time

I can face things that are out of my control and not act out of control.

Unglued: Making Wise Choices in the Midst of Raw Emotions

I was spinning—from the kiss, the alcohol or the lack of air, I wasn’t sure, but I knew I needed to pull away if only just to breath.

Unexpectedly Out of Focus

I could practically hear the unspoken ‘good girl’ accompanied by a pat and scratch behind my ears like I was his obedient pet.

Unexpectedly Out of Focus

A happening was looming. It was out there somewhere beyond the regular enclosed life that I had been living. It was out there, not waiting, but existing. Being. Perhaps it was only slightly wondering if I would come to it.

Underdog

So this is it ⎯ what cost me all that time. A man who turned out to be old, a house that turned out to be empty.

A Visit from the Goon Squad

If the spark doesn't come, that's a pity; but we do not read the classics out of duty or respect, but only out of love.

Why Read the Classics?

Men who make all the decisions in a relationship are also the ones who will blame you when they don’t work out as they expected.

Write like no one is reading

The problem isn't finding out where you are gonna go-its figuring out what you are gonna do once you get there that is! (Jamie Sullivan)

A Walk to Remember

Squeeze out the competition—with hugs. I’m giving out FREE hugs while samples last. After that I’ll have to charge an arm and a leg—or maybe just two arms.

Xazaqazax

Are you tired, irritable, or suffering rom heartburn? Ask your doctor if my love is right for you. 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 9 out of 10 is 90%.

Xazaqazax

[God is] the One who in absolute freedom loves absolutely.

Young, Restless, No Longer Reformed: Black Holes, Love, and a Journey in and Out of Calvinism