Joanna: You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair? Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: Well, I thought I remembered you saying that you wanted...
It's hard to pick out one particular wrestler.
If you're not cheating, you're not trying.
A friend in need is a pest.
I owe a lot to my dad, just for having provided the wrestling business for us to get into.
The snake will always bite back.
Business is destroying the world, with flair, expertise, and panache.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
As good as I was at wrestling, I never thought I was any good.
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
You should be able to have good matches against anybody.
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.
I did it the stupid way, through trial and error.
I just enjoy being around fans, man.
Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.
How can you beat someone that's already lost everything?
You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing.
Joanna: I dunno, it just seems wrong. Peter Gibbons: It's NOT wrong. INITECH is wrong. INITECH is an evil corporation, all right? Chochkies is wrong. Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of piece...
I'm Owen Hart and I have my own identity and my own style.
There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
