Remarkable, really, the lengths to which humans will go to fit things into their version of reality.
The Lightning ThiefGetting a lecture on restraint from the woman who threw a hissy fit and blew up Babylon.
Magic BleedsHow many 17s can you fit in your anus? Next time, try 18. Then try running for political office.
Sleepwalking is resterciseChristianity is the key that fits the lock of the universe.
Total Truth: Liberating Christianity from its Cultural Captivity