I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
Billboard called my solo album, 'Standing In The Spotlight,' a great party album and even said that my raps put the Beastie Boys to shame.
I have a really great show jacket from Lavalliere that's really well made, and I have a great pair of Gucci jodhpurs, which is hilarious.
I love to eat cucumber sticks with yogurt. It's a great snack to have at home, especially when I'm having house guests.
I love seeing women looking great in my clothes. I don't care who they are. I don't quantify people by celebrity.
Having that amount of nominations makes me a little nervous, because you feel that the bar is really high, the expectations are really high, but it also feels great.
I think there are those individuals who are intimidated by really smart, talented people. But for me, surrounding yourself with great talent is the key to success.
My mother loved fashion and always had a great aesthetic. But she also considered the cost of it, with the kids, that it wasn't something to allow herself.
I love maxi dresses, I feel so great when I put on a maxi dress, big earrings and sandals.
Reality TV finds talented people. There are no scripts. The editing is what it's all about. Great editing makes those shows.
The Emmy that I lost, and I can't remember his name, I lost to the man who did the Olympics. So, it was great to lose to him. It's the Olympics.
Feeling emotionally connected to a song, and accumulating every bit of the moment's energy to sing out to the audience is what I believe makes a great performer.
I'm a Prada freak and I think they have great eyewear. Even though I don't need glasses, I use them as a fashion accessory.
Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect. If it's not based on respect, nothing that appears to be good will last very long.
Mornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good.
As a dancer I've always checked my body constantly; 'Am I having a good day or am I having a fat day?'
Twitter needs to continue being a good listener and recognize that the service has been redefined by lots of people, tweet by tweet, but also come up with its own priorities.
My friends have to remind me that it's OK to own the fact that you're good at something. I think it'll just come with getting older.
Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.
You've gotta dive into the abyss if you wanna get anything good. Every record, you've gotta go down in the abyss and hope that you come out of it alive.
If you don't feel good in it, don't wear it. Because it'll never look good. Any hesitation in the fitting room and just walk away.
