Quotes of: File Keyword

Ed: [regarding the Press] Frank, they're not here for you. "Weird Al" Yankovic is on the plane.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

[while Jane is erotically sucking his finger] Frank: I've got nine more.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

I was the weirdest kid: I wanted to see the police file - in grade school! I was convinced I could crack the case if I just had that file.

Alafair Burke

How can you introduce error into the Bible? Have a human open it. The moment he reads it, the Bible because weighted down with his biases and expectations.

Case Files of an Angel

There have been a couple of instances prior to now where members of the House have filed resolutions calling for release of the sealed files which were developed during the course of our committee's investigation.

Louis Stokes

When I was in college my girl got me a job at the doctor's office she was working at. I was a file clerk. No disrespect but I don't think a man can do that job. It takes so much meticulous and precise file-keeping.

J. Cole

When the phonies are expelled from their leadership roles and the Republican Party backs a moderate gubernatorial candidate acceptable to the rank and file with proper financing and the intestinal fortitude to fight the good fight, the rank and file ...

Carl Paladino

The Pawn moves only one square at a time, and that straight forward, except in the act of capturing, when it takes one step diagonally to the right or left file on to the square occupied by the man taken, and continues on that file until it captures ...

Howard Staunton

Frank: Just think; next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Jane: Would you like a nightcap? Frank: No, thank you, I don't wear them.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Ed: You want to take a dinghy? Frank: No, I took care of that at the press conference.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Frank: Interesting... almost as interesting as the photographs I saw today. Jane: I was young! I needed the work!

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Ed: Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Frank: I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Jane: How about a rain check? Frank: Well, let's just stick to dinner.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

I thought cryptography was a technique that did not require your trusting other people-that if you encrypted your files, you would have the control to make the choice as to whether you would surrender your files.

Whitfield Diffie

The last Bible I looked at contained over 2000 pages, and you humans managed to get yourself kicked out Paradise by page 5. That has to be some kind of record.

Case Files of an Angel

The Angel (in Joshua) declared that he was born leader and indicated that he was in the army of the Lord. The Lord was the commander of that angel, and he is our commander still. We favor no human on either side of any argument.

Case Files of an Angel

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place, but there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around.

From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler

Secrets are the kind of adventure she needs. Secrets are safe, and they do much to make you different. On the inside where it counts.

From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler

Nurse #2: Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save your husband's arm. Where would you like it sent?

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!