The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
Lenny BruceI just came from Aspen, Colorado and they had fifteen kids I played for and they all played horns.
Jimmy SmithI just slept for fifteen hours straight. Yes, writing a musical is THAT exhausting!
The Little SilkwormYou know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.
Ralph Kiner