If we have to give up either religion or education, we should give up education.
William Jennings BryanI'm not very good with conventional, prim-and-proper people who are well-behaved, grown-up.
Lesley NicolNorwegian kids, they grow up well educated in film. So they have a lot of good directors there.
Stellan SkarsgardIt's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
Corey FeldmanIt's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.
Nick OffermanThere's always a boyfriend. Whatever else I have to give up on, I won't give up on love.
Carmen Dell'OreficeSpecifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
Demetri Martin