I rein myself in. I’m already breaking up with the guy. I don’t have to ruin his favorite movie.
The Break-Up ArtistMy favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran wrap.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseIt’s still his favorite dish, though. War and rancid meat.
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