I used to have a lot of faith in humanity before the advent of the website "comment" section.
Dad Is FatGreed is a fat demon with a small mouth and whatever you feed it is never enough.
Janwillem van de WeteringMy mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
Les DawsonWhen I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died.
Luther Vandross