God is merciful to all, as he has been to you; he is first a father, then a judge.
The Count of Monte CristoAnd his father has the gall to think I’d seduce a kid who uses Clearasil instead of aftershave!
Calculated RiskNew rules. If you are smart enough to live, you won’t hit Charles’s mate in front of his father.
Cry WolfCourtney Durham was molested in a cake shop today.
Dear Popsy: Collected Postcards of a Private Schoolboy to His FatherGod never talks. But the devil keeps advertising, Father. The devil does a lot of commercials.
The Exorcist