Young Peggy: [to Noodles] Bring me a charlotte russe, and then you can do anything you like... [cut to Patsy buying a charlotte russe for Peggy] Young Patsy: That one. With the cream. Young 'Fat' Moe: The five-cent one? Young Patsy: Yeah. For the two...
[Kenny has just died in the hospital] Cartman: I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him a hundred dollars. Kyle: It's not your fault, Cartman. Cartman: Dude, I know, I'm just fuckin' stoked I don't have to pay him. Kyle: Oh, that's real nice! He was yo...
There is a deeper, more profound reason for this craving for acceptance and glory. Put simply, it's because all writers are fat and/or ugly. And generally socially inept. Me being the notable exception, of course. Writers want to be special, because ...
A man who cries all the time is not heard.
Even the one-eyed man winks to women.
If man be a river, then woman will be a bridge.
Beware of a man's shadow and a bee's sting.
Better to be a dog in peacetime that a man in wartime.
Happy is the man who knows he's happy.
Man has a thousand plans, heaven but one.
Riches add to the house, virtues to the man.
The pen can kill a man; no knife is needed.
A man's wealth may be superior to him.
The folly of a man is not broadcast like that of a woman.
The white man never forgets Europe.
A silent man's words are not brought into court.
A man overboard, a mouth less to feed.
An honest man's word is his bond.
A dog is a man's best friend.
Age and wedlock bring a man to his nightcap.
It is folly to sing twice to a deaf man.
