Quotes of: Fast-cars Keyword

Yeah, I toss trash out of my car onto the road. But I do it for the good of the economy, because by littering I’m literally creating jobs for garbage collection agencies.

Sleepwalking is restercise

A company with no advertising is like a car with no headlights—it runs smoothly during the day, when people are awake and shopping, and saves money at night, when people are asleep.

Sleepwalking is restercise

The story of the book filled the car with exciting adventures of the sort that are fun to read about, so we didn’t have to think about the exciting adventures of the sort that are no fun to live through.

Shouldn't You Be in School?

She almost wished she smoked, so she could lie on the car’s hood, flick a lighter, and make up names for the constellations while nicotine burned her lungs.

Storm

You are going to find that buying the car is much less satisfying than working for it.

The Practicing Mind: Bringing Discipline and Focus into Your Life

Jim looks out the car window with his nose pressed to the glass. Sometimes he pretends to be asleep. Not because he is tired, but because he needs to be quiet.

Perfect

A blanket could be used instead of a blindfold when kidnapping someone. And the trunk of your car could be rented out like a cheap motel room to a midget. 

Rick Bet Blank

To save the environment—and my childhood memories, I merged a gas station pump with a jukebox. Look, my car now runs on 80s music!

This Book is Not FOR SALE

She wants the kids, the cars, the house, and the white picket fence. I said sure, I can give you a fence.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored. And the band is kept there. Auditions start after I move the car.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

My car rides smooth like I’m driving a cloud. If I park it at your house, I may get rainwater on your living room carpet.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The best way to sell a car is to first try to sell them an airplane, then a horse, and then finally bring up the newest model automobile you have for sale.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handlebar mustache if you value your life.

This Book Has No Title

I stepped away from the car preparing my own smile because you catch more flies with honey than you do with shit.

On Unfaithful Wings

We all need new ideas, images, and experiences far more than we need new stoves or cars or computers.

The Windows of Brimnes: An American in Iceland

I’ll be waiting in my trunk, with the engine of your car.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I like cup holders—in cars, as well as in jockstraps. I would have played football, but the only helmet I had belonged to a bicycle that coach said was illegal on the field.

Xazaqazax

When tragedy hits close to home, like your neighbor’s house, it really makes you stop and think. And while you’re thinking, I’ll be speeding off in the getaway car.

Xazaqazax

A car crash could be considered art, and I’d like to install one in a museum. Helmets would be sold at the admission booth.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

In my dream, the passenger seat of my car was a toilet. I guess I was on my way to pick up a politician.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom