Don’t allow your feelings to drive the car; you’re bound to get in an accident!(HS/el)
Back to SingleYou call the police if your car gets stolen. You don’t call them for anything that matters.
The MistressWe made love. With our hands. Then we sold it to cars stopped at the red light.
Sleepwalking is resterciseI had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there.
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