'American Horror' in particular is a really crazy show. We have crazy crap happening to us on that show.
It's hard to be a breakout show and stay on top. We're like the flagship show over here.
How many reality shows can you watch? They're so obviously phony.
Never name a show after a character if you want to be the guy running the show.
On talk shows I ask myself, 'What am I doing here?'
I don't want to do television. A TV show sitcom? I don't even watch TV.
Show me a person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag.
Year Two is a critical year for any television show.
I really did sneak into Broadway shows, starting when I was 12.
'Soul Train' was developed as a radio show on television. It was the radio show that I always wanted and never had.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
I don't have much time for TV shows, but if I did, I'd watch 'Seinfeld' reruns.
I'm like this mercenary actor going from show to show - people love to hire me, but then don't want me around much.
I love 'Homeland.' I think it's such a well-done, well-acted TV show.
Colonel Green: Good show! Jolly good show, Major!
Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.
Show me a frigid women and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man.
Don't show a hyena how well you can bite.
We have never seen the earth show her teeth.
We let him in, and now he shows us the door.
When you go to buy, don't show your silver.
