Quotes of: Fart Keyword

Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

I Used to Say My Mother Was Shirley Bassey. Stephen K Amos

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

A woman's got one life: She's got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it'll pass her by and leave nothing but a smelly old fart in her face.

Scandalous Lovers

In a battle, an army of farts would surely beat an army of noses, even if those noses were armed with fingers that could flick long-range boogers.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Love? Dude. It’s like a fart. You don’t even know it's happening, but all of a sudden,it crawls up the crack of your ass and then the stink hits you.

Tell Me a Secret

A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.

Where Do Demons Live?: Everything You Want to Know about Magic

I thought, Part of me wanted to get up and apologize to him right there and say, I turned to the other side, farted, and went back to sleep.

The White Tiger

Samantha Darko: Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks. Donnie: When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.

Donnie Darko

Lyle: [after the farting] How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart? Taggart: [fans his hat in the air] I'd say you've had enough!

Blazing Saddles

I lent my ear to the patient's lips - so close that I could feel his fetid, warm breath on my skin. "Can you tell me where I can find Señora Jucinta Coronado?" I asked for the last time. I was afraid he'd bite me. Instead he emitted a violently loud...

The Shadow of the Wind

There was a rare quality about Nurse Grace’s smile. It was the knowledge that sooner or later her smile would inspire some witty observer to say something around the lines of, “Every time you do this, an angel farts”.

The Scriptlings

My farts smell like coffee. Drink them up. But slowly, because they’re hot.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

...And nostalgia is a cancer. Nostalgia will fill your heart up with tumors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you are. You're just an old fart dying of terminal nostalgia.

Ten Little Indians

In real life I was alone, but in my dream I was in a crowd, and that’s why I farted. But being the gentleman that I am, I blamed it on your dad.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

What can I say about love that’s never been said by me or anyone else? Well, sometimes love smells like my farts, after I eat a dozen roses.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The best thing about dating a deaf woman with no nose is being able to fart in bed and have her not know. Well, that is unless Edmond tells her, but I don't think he will.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I don’t break wind—I repair it. I am the anti politician, because when one speaks, he farts through his mouth, and the people always suffer.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Unknown

every particle being connected with every other; you can't fart without changing the balance in the universe. It makes living a funny joke with nobody around to laugh.

Philip K. Dick

My dear boy, your thinking has no structure, no foundation. You pick up your primary ideas from TV shows. You're like a fart in the bathtub. ['The Murder Room: The Heirs of Sherlock Holmes']

Richard Walter

People are getting away from the whole album experience, it's true. I think that's sad. Maybe I'm just saying that because I'm an old fart. But I can't help it - albums are what I grew up with, and I still love them.

Alex Lifeson