Quotes of: Fart Keyword

Warden Samuel Norton: Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!

The Shawshank Redemption

Cartman: Wow, I guess you can light a fart on fire, huh?

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

I will never win an Oscar, and do you know why? First of all, because I'm not Jewish. Secondly, I make too much money for all those old farts in the Academy.

Clint Eastwood

If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.

Love

They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands; the air was heav'y with th'em&.

The Eyre Affair

(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)

Bossypants

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.

How to Talk to a Widower

Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

We need grandchildren here,” Pete’s mother said to me when we visited. “You don’t get married just to eat and fart.

Married to a Devil

Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.

The Kite Runner

If you're doing a family movie, you don't want it to be stupid. Farting chihuahuas is not my idea of entertainment for kids or adults. So you try to make a movie that adults can see on one level, and kids can see on another.

Joe Dante

I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance.

Fred Durst

Christine: [a demonic presence, surrounded by a foul stench, lingers in the air] Stop farting. It really stinks. Nancy: Don't blame that on me, it's you.

The Conjuring

Cardinal Roark: Will that bring you satisfaction, my son? Killing a helpless, old, fart? Marv: Killing? No. No satisfaction. Everything up until the killing, will be a gas.

Sin City

I bet in the All-Time History of Dating no girl has ever told a boy who has just asked her out that she has fleas-and then farted!

Zoe Sugg

A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried to force a fart, but my bum tumpet could find no note.

Fool

Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.

Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School

A man of words and not of deeds, Is like a garden full of weeds.

Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School

It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.

Terry Pratchett

Michael put a deodorant in the car which Julie wished he would stop called,'Aunty Alice's anti-fart stick,' in front of the children.

Ants, Aunts and Funerals.: Novel

In his autobiography Stravinsky relates that the first music he remembers was made by a peasant, working his hand in his armpit to produce a rhytmic farting.

Heartbreak